All Buccaneers will meet
at an agreed location and be given both
their sets of clues and the list of booty
that they must plunder by the end of the
adventure. Y’know, however possible.
Given that you’re Pirates. Look, its
hard to nudge you with only one arm and
even harder to wink under a patch, but you
see what I mean.
The winning team is the team that successfully
navigates they’re way to the Golden
Hook, and manages to fulfill they’re
shopping list of bounty en-route (not the
chocolate bar, you fool). All Buccaneers’
will be provided with a map, a Jolly Roger
flag (so that the police can easily identify
you and grant you free passage), a smugglers
sack, a patch, a Pirate number and some
rather dashing vinyl’s for your car
to really complete the picture. Ooo, and
a balloon. Everyone loves a balloon.
There’s going to be three UK based
mini treasure-hoons before the end of the
year to give you a taste of what were planning.
All of these mini adventures will be set
somewhere easy to get to for everyone, and
with enough space to be able to move around
freely whilst feverishly looking for booty
(in the Pirate sense). Then, afterwards
we shall retire to The Old Sea Dog, compare
plunder, swill ale and decide who’s
won. After that, there’s only the
last remaining tradition of pirate-dom to
adhere to: getting into an advanced state
of refreshment and picking the weevils out
of biscuits. Be honest, it’s the best
offer you’ve had in years.
Following these mini adventures, we will
be setting sail across Europe in May 2007
for a 4-day full scale adventure taking
in the sites, sounds and pillage-able items
of places that are so beautiful you cant
believe you’ve not been to them before.
We promise the best of times, the best of
wines (well, cheap rum actually) and the
best of company. So dust off the tri-corner
hats and hooks, and clumsily spend ages
trying to master holding more than one key
at once to fill in the form. That’s
all you need to do. We’ll do everything
else, including screening the wenches.
You wont find anything like this anywhere
else Buccaneers. Its going to be the hoon
to end all hoons. Avast adventure. So, what
are you waiting for? Come aboard before
I flog ya with the cat (and the RSPCA have
already complained about this so we really
need to cut back on the cat related floggings).
So what say ye? Are you with us? Or is
it the plank for all of ye? |
