Dubloon-Hoon is run by a very small, but perfectly formed crew of two Captains, who share all booty, plunder and bounty very nearly equally. Allowing for scale differences and overheads. In that sense it’s very nearly a democracy. Whatever that means. The Cap’n tells us it means we get less of the money.

Captain Birds-Eye is famous Piston-header James ‘there is no try, only do, or do not’ . He is definitely above average height, regardless of what everybody and all forms of capture media say, and is rich enough to not actually need to be a Pirate. Luckily for us, Jamie does it purely for the satisfaction of a well-buckled swash and the sheer beauty of a freshly squeezed cabin boy. He has recently undertaken his advanced mainsail splicing qualifications and also holds a level 2 (with merit) plank-walking license.
In his spare time he likes reading, walks in the countryside and burning down neighboring villages. He is a non-smoker and has reasonable to middling personal hygiene. His favorite Pirate ruse is to hollow out the fish fingers and poke dog shit inside them. He gets us every time with that one.

Captain Scurvy Nervy aka Matt ‘I’m not sure that’s hygienic and it definitely shouldn’t smell of almonds’ Bagley is also a fellow Piston-header, though of much lower repute than Jamie. This has nothing to do with the fact that Jamie pays site administrators to make him appear popular. Only fractionally less averagely sized than Jamie, Matt heartily enjoys all forms of nest, though when polled he nearly always chooses the variety ‘crow’. If pressed, he can emit pure fear in the form of a fine mist, which has proven useful and dispiriting in equal measures in recent adventures.
He plans to retire to Jamie’s wallet if and when space becomes available. Matt is also our registered keeper of all tropical diseases, a role he takes great pride in undertaking.