Ahoy, Ship Mates. Capn’ Scurvy Nervy Here, and Oi be inviting you Lilly-livered- landlubbers to join me in the Adventure of a lifetime…a proper Pirate Treasure Hunt…..it be The Quest for the Golden Hook. Gaaarrr!!

We be sailing the high seas, bravin’ the toughest of foes, plundering, pillaging and givin’ anyone who steps in our way a taste of cold steel!! Aarrrr!! So….whos with me? ……Garrr!

Actually, can we stop this? You’re not a bloody tourist after all. So then, sitting comfortably? Good, then we’ll set-sail.

‘Dubloon Hoon’ is all new kind of driving experience: it’s a rally, a cruise, a holiday, an adventure, and best of all, a treasure hunt, all rolled into one. Better yet, the whole thing will be undertaken as Pirates. Possibly even dressed as Pirates. Just try and tell me that you can have more fun than that without being honour bound to cuddle someone afterwards. You cant.

I can tell just by looking at your hook that you’re interested...